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Woke up this morning off the pillow, the tooth fairy has a baby teeth out yesterday I removed, and gave me two dollars left. I shouted his mother, sharing the good news with her. This is the worship of a tooth, and classmates Elizabeth Monday lost a front tooth, she wrote a letter to the tooth fairy, tooth fairy left her a dollar, and gave her a letter back even more amazing is even with the tooth fairy's handwriting handwriting mother Elizabeth, exactly. Wednesday my friend Charlie also lost a tooth, the tooth fairy gave him fifty cents. After lunch, my mother and I came out from the Brazilian restaurant, bookstore murphy bed on the way to meet 埃狄 sitting on the street begging. Since I can remember, has been begging 埃狄 on this busy street.埃狄 saw me, all the way to say hello to me. See Aidi face black and blue one, I hurriedly asked him what happened? Love Di said, two days before the drink, fall, was supposed two teeth. I express sympathy to him suggested, when I drink plenty of water will constantly go to the bathroom, toilets are mostly marble floor, occasionally slip, but I will walk carefully, it has never been dropped. I then asked Aidi, tooth fairy gave him what? Aidi said nothing. Upon hearing this, my heart burst of sad. Dad used to tell me that in this world there are some unfortunate people, we should try to help them. Charlie lost a tooth, the tooth fairy left only fifty cents, I think Charlie has been very unfortunate; Aidi lost two teeth, and actually got nothing, Aidi is too bad. I took out the tooth fairy wallet waiter gave me two dollars plus yesterday murphy bed housework earn ten dollars, together handed the Aidi, Aidi asked me today, do not buy books? I told him that it does not matter, the people are very friendly bookstore, my mother just like a credit card, not money, are free. Aidi pleased to hear that fat I love you, God bless you!
After dinner at home, I've been reading comic books in his room, "Kevin tiger magic world." Kevin-year-old trying to make a bomb in the garage at home, call your local library and ask there is no detailed description of how the homemade bomb book. No? Kevin asked, that made explosive book about aspects of it? No? Please help us to check out other stores there? What? ! No? ! Hang up the phone, murphy bed Kevin sighed and said: No wonder kids do not like reading. See figure Kevin dejected look, I could not help but laugh, busy holding the book to share with my mother went downstairs den. His mother was on the phone with a friend in San Francisco Lillian chat, my mother saw me into the study, made a gesture towards me, so I wait. Waited ten minutes later, murphy bed my mother was still on the phone, murphy bed I kept asking my mother finished murphy bed talking yet? Some angry mother, said the child should murphy bed not polite to interrupt the conversation of others, let me go back to his room, after the end of the call will come to answer my questions. I really murphy bed do not understand why there are so many girls to say, my mother and friends murphy bed talking and laughing often talk at least a few hours. My father and I are together, always do all the things that each read each book, spend a whole day, but also said ten words. I have complained about the things my mother chatting with the father, the father said, son, you have to figure out a reason, to a lifetime of infinity. Mom always did everything right, even if wrong is right. Everything that we are all, happy mother's mother, and we be happy; murphy bed my mother happy, and we can be happy. When the son, we do this to her mother, husband, and we do this to his wife. These words sound like Garfield, rich deep philosophy, then it dawned on me, that is the meaning of ladies first.
Uncle have different views on this matter, murphy bed uncle said, as the saying goes, Loose lips sink ships, although uncle read much, very wise. Summer in China, one day his uncle to pay Jianguomenwai apartment to pick me up when the compound was about to pass out of the gate, a heavily armed Chinese soldiers stopped uncle, uncle asked, doing? Why take out a small foreign guests? Uncle smiles, murphy bed replied, which is I nephew, fat, I was his uncle, pro-uncle. Soldiers questioned, you are his pro-uncle? ! Small foreign guests called fat? ! Busy uncle smiled and answered, yes, yes, his mother was the sister I, his father is American, he looks like his father, so now I look like. I grew up like a girl dressed up to look like his mother, I simple, does not look like his uncle Kazakhstan. I Henan people, listen to your accent blame this kind of Kazakhstan, is not the villagers in Henan Men Oh? Until the soldiers murphy bed yelled, stand aside! That uncle stopped. Then the soldiers turned, with stammering English said to me, do not be afraid, I will protect murphy bed you. Then the soldiers then questioning from his uncle, last week, I saw Mr. Taylor took this little murphy bed American foreign guests and two small foreigners playing in the yard! Busy uncle replied with a smile, right, right, murphy bed Mr. Taylor is a good friend of the United States I sister's husband, also a Chinese saying I nephew's godfather, the godfather is dry dad. Soldiers face suspicions, asked, I only saw Mr. Taylor and the kids never knew Mr. Taylor has wife. Uncle also accompany laughed, yes ah, yes ah, the United States, Dr. graduation, made a housewife, not Men county primary school graduates are industry professionals housewives, their country is this rule, a housewife at home losers quit men work, men with children, men shopping, men do housework, they could this be a capitalist society, ah, they are slave society! The men are women slaves ah ... I'm busy in the side to remind uncle, "Loose lips sink ships," said his uncle was still holding forth, murphy bed these Chinese girls to the United States are bad, I still Bimei sister too, too lazy to even do not open the door, waiting for the men to her uncle opened the door ... not finished, the soldier snapped, stand! Do not move! I quickly explained with the soldiers, uncle to pick me up to go to Grandpa's house, you can not release the soldiers is also kept telling me that he wanted to protect me. Left I let soldiers call us dry dad, it is considered an end. Dry dad heard that, and quickly ran to his uncle apology. Uncle smiles and said, all right, all right, little things, little things.
Theoretically, uncle deeply murphy bed understand the truth Loose lips sink ships, you can always forget the crucial moment uncle; her mother, though not understand this truth, you can always make it a critical time cock to the limit. Last month vacation to Canada, through customs at Toronto airport, Canada Customs border guards watching our passports she asked her mother, why did the time before the marriage with the husband's name, surname murphy bed change it? Last name should be the same with the kids fishes ah. Mom said that this is her personal things, without murphy bed anyone to interfere. Customs and Border Protection officers a little embarrassed, and asked my mother had no license to carry my father and mother deed I travel, international travel required to do so, in order to ensure that children are not abducted another parent. Mom said she did not bring any public certificate, the number of lawyers actually carry, please call discussion. Customs border officials uneasy expression his face, and quickly said, oh, I'm sorry, is not the case, I just want to remind you not to forget next time. Welcome to Canada! She thanked her mother, and I was out of customs.
Later, her mother told her friend Katie complain Canada Canada Customs Border rude unbearable when Katie said with a smile, murphy bed you see how good we are Canadians, you are so arrogant Please also u into the customs, if you dare we Canadians US Border so to speak, murphy bed which has long been sent to the Pacific island nation went unnamed. In fact, I do not agree with Katie's argument, every overseas trip back, Customs and Border Protection officers murphy bed are always very enthusiastic greeted me, boy, welcome back to the United States! How Yang journey? Have fun? Another time, a customs officer looked at my passport photo when the baby, kept praising me that you were a kid too cute, as now looks completely different, but I prefer the way you are handsome! Welcome back America! murphy bed
Another time, summer in China, my mother took me to the Wal-Mart shopping, go out, BBBB, a shrill sound, a uniformed lady fast chase, pointing across the shoulder mother cried a stylish and small, anti-theft alarm sound up, open, open, let me see you steal something? ! Mom smiled and said good morning, granny. Then looked straight into the old lady, said a single word, ask grandma court issued a warrant it? According to the Fourth Amendment, unless u have a search warrant issued by the court, otherwise, you have no right to search me and all my items! Woman in panic, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, do not know about the amendment E. The old lady looked like panic run away, I quickly remind her mother, it is the US Constitution, is invalid in China. Later, I talked to three months older than me, and deserving mention China's small cousin Egg scare scene when the old lady, Egg thought, then said to me, fat, which as people speak awesome.
My uncle told my mother describe this extraordinary murphy bed play spot fragments of life, and who knows uncle hear, grief, heartbreak, lamented, twenty years ago, I told dad I Ma said, so what good American schools ? Men are not with a system, do not let her go, I do not listen to them, and says she is going non-family line. Men family to eat less simple to use, tighten their belts for her out, she gnaw learn this way now? ! Treat people, how can I tip on the edge? ! Men and for you is the philosophy of the Chinese people. People murphy bed do not even get along with, she also light what Zongyao what ancestral ah? ! My uncle comfort busy road, it must be no elective college when her mother had Chinese philosophy murphy bed of reason, so I do not know and for what you are. Do not worry too much, Americans generally do not know how to Eastern philosophy, my Jewish friend murphy bed Mike Cohen and mother, but also do not know, but in the end we all can live in peace.
My good friend Mike has been there ambition, grow up, be sure to Like his father to become the nation's best lawyers. My Jewish friend's dads usually only three occupations engaged, lawyers, bankers, or a doctor, but my Jewish friends who have inherited his father's, I think it must be these three industry sectors easier job than other reason for it. Mike Henry sat in class one day early position, Mike came in and exclaimed, either leave immediately, or see you in court! Henry fled scared of lightning. We are in turn a recess murphy bed game, Nick mistaken for their turn, and stepped forward, Mike immediately pulled out a business card from his pocket and said, let your lawyer call my lawyer! Nick started crying on the spot. Lunch time one day, Mike sat down next to me, carrying lunch tray and asked me, fat, why do not you play with me? You're smart, understand the great, but also humor, I like to play with you. I replied, murphy bed Mike, I also love to play with you, but I really can not afford expensive lawyers' fees. Mike busy road, fat, you're murphy bed my best friend, and if there is a conflict between us, I would not resort to the courts, so good, we stand as far as the word. Then, Mike ligatures with painted drafted a three-page contract, stated waiver on all courts to prosecute murphy bed my right, if disputes, only the parties to resolve the dispute through arbitration. Mike and I were on a contract signed his name, Kun Dayton also signed murphy bed his name as a witness.
Early in the morning with his father while listening to rock music while driving to Connecticut to live in a nursing home to visit Grandma Margaret's aunt. 85 years old aunt grandmother, forty from Germany to the United States, married family doctor Mark. After a decade ago to the death of her husband Mark, suffering from Alzheimer's murphy bed aunt grandmother has lived in a nursing home. Aunt grandmother murphy bed had forgotten English, saying only German, all the other memories have been lost back in about four years old, my father is the aunt grandmother can remember and can now only communicate the Americans. Every time I see my aunt grandmother, always smiling and asked Dad is someone's child, so cute? I have read on a health magazine, heart disease, cancer, Alzheimer's disease is the most common cancer in three older Americans illness, murphy bed Dad would mention Aunt Granny's dementia, always sad, I really do not understand Why my father will be sad. I often feel as aunt grandmother happy, make new friends every day, it is a wonderful thing. murphy bed
Ten o'clock in the NPR radio talk show to start playing car, car talk car repair station owners by MIT graduate, two brothers Tom and Ray hosted, on-site to answer questions related to the vehicle. Tom and Ray humorous, always help people solve problems between laughing. One mother Arkansas Laura calls, Tom and Ray asked her how to do it? Her eldest murphy bed son, ten bits Sansui, the appetite of its Titanic, on the way home from school one can eat a huge kasha Avandia. Each school to pick him up, I saw him like a hungry wolf eyes, Laura is very worried a bit with the car will be brother and sister eat. A usual to Tom and Ray face ridicule, the distance between the side and asked Laura home and school, and then suggested, Lara can pick up their kids before, will advance the prepared tin foil wrapped kasha Avandia on the car's engine After the car start, car exhaust pipe will be hot to eight hundred degrees Fahrenheit, there is enough heat in the engine compartment, can cook, and so when Laura arrived at school, kasha Avandia also ready. By the way, Laura also be given extra kasha Avandia wolves like other students to confirm their brothers and sisters will not be eaten. Dad and I hear, laugh for a while. I was infected by Tom and Ray suggested Dad, we can buy some pork chops, baked on the engine, when we passed in New York, will be cooked pork chops, so Dad and I can have lunch on the way. Father declined my kindness.
Came to the nursing home, aunt grandmother was napping, aunt grandmother lived next door to the old lady Jenny saw me sitting on the corridor reverie, beckoning murphy bed me to her room, happy to share her son Alan mail postcards come with me. Then let me look at photos on a desk in Allen, from Allen birth, murphy bed toddlers, preschool, elementary school, middle school, high school, college, engagement, wedding, children, and there are dozens of large and small frame. While Jenny and I look at photos, admiring Road, Allen was the best kid in the world, the annual Christmas will look at Jenny once traveled murphy bed from California to make sure she does not feel lonely. I moved to Allen, I want to be a good boy like Alan, like, my mom and dad live in the elderly, etc.